salam alaik. post di petang hari selepas menyaksikan pelangi petang yang hanya muncul buat beberapa ketika. hanya ingin berkongsi rasa di petang hari yang free ini. okeyh tipu gila free. am a medical student and a daie also(err, ke belum?) how in the world can i possibly have free time?
nevertheless, maybe some of u already realised my status on facebook today. it was supposed to be hilarious for those who knew what actually happened in the lecture theatre and it was supposed to be err, surprising(i guess?) to those who didn't know. but then i am very keen to share it here.
here goes! this afternoon, i've got session on anatomy 20030(if it rings any bell), where the class is basically about basic tissues and early development. it was Mr Tom Flanagan which is quite famous for his dangerous jokes where i can't push myself to like it very much. eheh. am sorry Mr Flanagan but i just need some time to study first. haha
and in every session, he would play a randomizer, showing all the faces in the class in a very fast-paced slideshow and then, tapp! he stopped it. and the picture shown have to get up and answer some tissue questions. it is that easy. and the first victim is, if i'm not mistaken, Nor Hamidi(i believe Hamidi is her last name, where did her middle name goes, i don't really know, it is Irish businesses). and she got lucky where she only need to show off some cooking skills by cutting an orange into half. and then here goes the second lecture, where a chinese malaysian girl's face are randomized by him. and she also got lucky because the questions are really easy since the past lecture was an introduction and nothing much have been learnt.
and here goes the event for today. i sat in the 3rd row from the front, technically the second row since there is no one in the first row(can't blame anyone tho). and the randomizer started, i bent down a bit to take my big blue exam pad and in search of a pen to take some notes. when i get up, yup. it's there!
i was like. OMG. is that me?
looking at the picture(which was taken during my bald days and that terrorist look that have been haunting my passport card ever since), not so likely. but yeah. the name is there.big and clear. [C.H.E. C.A.R.D.I.O.]. i was like. OMG again.
then his eyes are searching for that Muhammad, "where is Muhammad?"
i was actually reluctant to admit, but all the malaysians guys and not to mention the girls too are making me the laughing stock. i don't know whether is it the face on the picture or is it me myself, or is it they really like to laugh a lot. and i still didn't have the answer.
"here." and the red hoodie boy in the third row finally raise his hand.
"oh, there you are. Do you already have a look at the previous lectures notes?"
"Yeah, i guess." it was like 4 days ago. but it is still a yes.
"okay then, here you go"
then the WHo wants to be the millionaire template played. i mean literally played. that's his style btw.
and the question worth 2000Euro sounded a lil bit like this,
"which one of these is not a tissue-related disease?"
and the answer given is
A- Marfan Syndrome
D- Ahler.. (or not, i just can't remember)
then a flashback came to my mind, i've seen this slide. it was in the previous lecture notes. at that exact page. there are 4 diseases given as an example and i am pretty sure Marfan Syndrome and Ahler*sumthing* is a tissue-related disease. but i don't remember about the other two. and i cant push myself to remember a 4-days-ago quickflip reading.
"is that a guess?"
"is that a guess?"
"owh. yup. it's a wild guess." between C and B.
and he pressed the C..
and a video was played. a bald man with a lumber face, as if he's too bored to live said something,
some lines that i can remember is,,
"that was the most idiotic answer i've ever heard of..... I give u zero point and May God Bless you....."
the line was so long and completely hilarious that i totally forgot that the lines are for me. silly me.
and the crowd. what do you think?
they laughed like they have never laughed before. now i have become 'randomizer man' for a day and really hope that tomorrow when they woke up, they won't remember my face. haha~
and what do i feel at that time? ashamed? naa~ i've learnt here that there's nothing to be ashamed of even if u're completely idiot like me. haha. i'll just keep learning. sooner or latter, i will stop being an idiot. haha. *sweat
i felt something weird. okeyh tukaq mode melayu...! okeyh, tune skit lagi, masuk tune bahasa malaysia, ni dah terlepas kedah bahana Amiaq Rosli punyer tomyam.
ada rasa macam di tegur Allah pun ada jugak. malam2 tidur awal, bukan nak bangun qiam. berbungkus dalam duvet bagai nak bungkus nasik lemak dalam daun pisang je. dah bangun pagi, boleh pulak lepak2 menikmati udara pagi dengan selesa walhal lecture notes depan mata terbungkang malas nak bukak. kan dah kena teguran pedas lagi menyakitkan dari Dia?
tak cukup lagi, pandangan mata x jaga, kat sini dah la dugaan macam *pengsan...sedar balik...pengsan lagi.. kata praktik islam nak full punya, tapi bab nak jaga mata dah fail, toksah duk cakap pompam2 lah pasal nak tegakkan khilafah, nak ajak org buat baik, u are making me LOL-ing Checardio.
err, jahiliyah anda bagaimana? *pengsan
tapi dalam kegelisahan memikirkan krisis hidup yang makin meruncing di bumi orang ini, banyak yang dapat saya sendiri pelajari dengan mata dan kepala sendiri. tidak lagi hanya sekadar mendengar dan mengutip pengalaman istimewa habang2 kachak dari merata tempat, malah dapat sendiri merasai hidup perit di tanah orang. ramai akan kata, belajar di sini best lah, syok nya dapat pergi europe jalan2, cool lah dapat pergi oversea. namun, kadangkala kita lupa, di tanah mana sekalipun kita atlantik, USA, Artik, China, Germany malah di angkasa sekalipun, kita masih berbumbungkan langit yang sama. langit yang mana Allah ciptakan tanpa cacat-cela yang saya kira jika langit runtuh ketika ini, tidak kira eropah, asia mahupun amerika selatan pasti akan terbenam jua.
sentiasa ingat tujuan hidup kita, walau di mana pun. kerana kita masih lagi hidup. ya. kerana kita masih mampu bernafas. kalau sesuatu itu dibuat tanpa mencapai tujuannya, maka sia2lah benda itu dijadikan kan? sama juga lah jika kita hasilkan kalkulator untuk mengira, namun kalkulator itu malas mengeluarkan nombor malah sentiasa melarikan diri apabila kita hendak mengira sesuatu. err, kenapa kalkulator? maaf, di sebelah saya ada GDC sahaja, terus tangkap masuk lah.. wahaha
okeyh, seriously post ini sangat random. tiada struktur dan kegagalan tatabahasa yang didapati sangat tinggi. sila ambil pengajaran yang baik sahaja dan yang buruk itu, sila bungkus dalam daun pisang dan campakkan saja dalam tong kitar semula itu, agar boleh diperbaiki di lain hari insyaAllah.
sekian sahaja khabar dari Merville,
Yang sedang belajar dan terus belajar,